12 Oct - The (BFI LFF) 'Lion' Premiere

October 12th, 2016.

And so, for the eighth day in a row, I'm doing a premiere for London Film Festival (and with the announcement of four (possibly five) premieres in the four days immediately after BFI LFF ends, I could now be only halfway through a series of sixteen consecutive days of premieres, at the conclusion of which I swear I'd better be celebrated by no less than a dinner date with Charlize Theron, otherwise why the hell am I even doing this??

But I'm possibly getting ahead of myself. Here's how it went down (today):

The movie is "Lion" and the search engine product placement is actually embedded into the movie poster as it's also a plot point in the story.

The movie is "Lion" and the search engine product placement is actually embedded into the movie poster as it's also a plot point in the story.

With regard to search engines, I myself recommend 'startpage.com'. It's anonymised and that means companies like Google, Facebook, the NSA and North Korea don't just get my data handed to them on a plate : they have to WORK for it. (and learn to their disappointment that my life is in fact mostly boring!)

With regard to search engines, I myself recommend 'startpage.com'. It's anonymised and that means companies like Google, Facebook, the NSA and North Korea don't just get my data handed to them on a plate : they have to WORK for it. (and learn to their disappointment that my life is in fact mostly boring!)

"Good news everybody. I've checked with the guys from the studio, and the movie's not pronounced like it's in French or Urdu or Kazakh or something weird like that."

"Good news everybody. I've checked with the guys from the studio, and the movie's not pronounced like it's in French or Urdu or Kazakh or something weird like that."

"Do I know how all of this works? Well... I know how SOME of this works. For example... the zippers on my jacket and the buttons on my shirt. I totally know how THOSE work"

"Do I know how all of this works? Well... I know how SOME of this works. For example... the zippers on my jacket and the buttons on my shirt. I totally know how THOSE work"

Iain Canning (left) is one of thirteen producers of varying kinds attached to this film. Angie Fielder (right) is one of the other twelve. I'm not going to say whether one of the two packets of TimTams in my fridge right now is also a producer... but this movie is Australian.

Iain Canning (left) is one of thirteen producers of varying kinds attached to this film. Angie Fielder (right) is one of the other twelve. I'm not going to say whether one of the two packets of TimTams in my fridge right now is also a producer... but this movie is Australian.

Duston O'Halloran and Volker Bertelmann are the two composers of this film's soundtrack. I usually don't have anything amusing to say about movie soundtracks : most of my iTunes library is comprised of scores to music. However... none of them are presently from either Mr O'Halloran or Mr Bertelman.

Duston O'Halloran and Volker Bertelmann are the two composers of this film's soundtrack. I usually don't have anything amusing to say about movie soundtracks : most of my iTunes library is comprised of scores to music. However... none of them are presently from either Mr O'Halloran or Mr Bertelman.

It's Australia's own (Hawaiian-born) Nicole Kidman!

It's Australia's own (Hawaiian-born) Nicole Kidman!

"I loved you in that movie you were in!" "And I loved your hair in that movie you were in"

"I loved you in that movie you were in!"
"And I loved your hair in that movie you were in"

"I've been high-fiving people for so long I've forgotten how this handshake thing works..."

"I've been high-fiving people for so long I've forgotten how this handshake thing works..."

Dev Patel is perhaps still best known for being in 'Slumdog Millionaire", however imdb rather unfairly points out that he was in the much-hated "The Last Airbender". Personally, I think if an actor has been in at least three good movies since being in a movie that bad, imdb should remove it from their list of sins.

Dev Patel is perhaps still best known for being in 'Slumdog Millionaire", however imdb rather unfairly points out that he was in the much-hated "The Last Airbender". Personally, I think if an actor has been in at least three good movies since being in a movie that bad, imdb should remove it from their list of sins.

Luke Davies wrote the screenplay upon which this story was based (the story was in turn based on a real life event that took place) (and that event was based on a concept of linear time and notions of relationship constructs... and so on until I reach the end of this alcoholic drink I'm currently basing much of this journal on)

Luke Davies wrote the screenplay upon which this story was based (the story was in turn based on a real life event that took place) (and that event was based on a concept of linear time and notions of relationship constructs... and so on until I reach the end of this alcoholic drink I'm currently basing much of this journal on)

Rather remarkably in this day and age, Nicole Kidman is not attached to either the Marvel or DC Cinematic universes OR Star Wars OR Game of Thrones..... .... oh wait. She was Dr Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Rather remarkably in this day and age, Nicole Kidman is not attached to either the Marvel or DC Cinematic universes OR Star Wars OR Game of Thrones.....


.... oh wait. She was Dr Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Due to insane stupidity on my part, I decided not to bring along the photo I'd taken of Nicole Kidman at the premiere of Baz Luhrman's Australia (2008), reasoning that it would be far too busy and stars at this BFI LFF have not been particularly inclined towards signing autographs. Anyway... woulda gotten it signed today if I had. Argh.

Due to insane stupidity on my part, I decided not to bring along the photo I'd taken of Nicole Kidman at the premiere of Baz Luhrman's Australia (2008), reasoning that it would be far too busy and stars at this BFI LFF have not been particularly inclined towards signing autographs. Anyway... woulda gotten it signed today if I had. Argh.

Nicole Kidman, with an expression that says "Bring The Thing You Want Autographed Today Because Today I Would Have Signed It". The dude on the right has an expression that more or less mirrors mine right now.

Nicole Kidman, with an expression that says "Bring The Thing You Want Autographed Today Because Today I Would Have Signed It". The dude on the right has an expression that more or less mirrors mine right now.

"Susan... it took hours to have my hair done to look like this, and here you are wearing your hair like that in my presence. It's unacceptable, Susan."

"Susan... it took hours to have my hair done to look like this, and here you are wearing your hair like that in my presence. It's unacceptable, Susan."

"That red beanie you're wearing... I can't really risk looking directly at it. Even in this low light" - Divian Ladwa is in this movie, and according to imdb despite having a film career dating back to almost a decade, he's not yet there on having his portrait grace their site.

"That red beanie you're wearing... I can't really risk looking directly at it. Even in this low light" - Divian Ladwa is in this movie, and according to imdb despite having a film career dating back to almost a decade, he's not yet there on having his portrait grace their site.

"Wait... they're making even MORE Star Wars films?"

"Wait... they're making even MORE Star Wars films?"

"My hair is stuck in this position no matter how windy it gets". But like me, you really want to know what's going on with the dude (lady?) in the bottom left corner of this image.

"My hair is stuck in this position no matter how windy it gets". But like me, you really want to know what's going on with the dude (lady?) in the bottom left corner of this image.

The girl on the left is cute, yes. But the lady on the right is angry. And maybe it's worth it finding out why.

The girl on the left is cute, yes. But the lady on the right is angry. And maybe it's worth it finding out why.

"They're calling me 'The Indian Matthew McConaughey? That's kind of neat, I guess..."

"They're calling me 'The Indian Matthew McConaughey? That's kind of neat, I guess..."

"But I was born in London. And my parents are from Kenya. But yes, I've been to India. The nice parts in that country are... nice."

"But I was born in London. And my parents are from Kenya. But yes, I've been to India. The nice parts in that country are... nice."

I don't know who this is, or whether she's in the movie. But I stand by my decision to put this photograph here.

I don't know who this is, or whether she's in the movie. But I stand by my decision to put this photograph here.

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"The knots on my dress? One's a sheepshank and the other is a half-hitch. Thanks for asking!"

"The knots on my dress? One's a sheepshank and the other is a half-hitch. Thanks for asking!"

"A 'Paddington' Cinematic Universe'? Yeah.. it'd work. But a 'Stoker'-based Cinematic universe would be pretty awesome"

"A 'Paddington' Cinematic Universe'? Yeah.. it'd work. But a 'Stoker'-based Cinematic universe would be pretty awesome"

"Blurry, therefore Art, huh? Yeah, I buy it"

"Blurry, therefore Art, huh? Yeah, I buy it"

So... that was Day 8.

Needless to say, the linear nature of time means Day 9, Day 10, Day 11 and Day 12 are still in the future, as is the likelihood of me getting a good night's sleep any time soon!

Until then, I've got another entry for my Archive of Movie premieres, and a bit of space left on my memory cards for tomorrow.

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