October 12th, 2019.
My day hadn’t started particularly well. Basically, it’s taken me a couple of decades of trying to figure out whether the majority of people are fundamentally selfish f&&king a55holes… or fundamentally decent people. Today I think I’ve drawn my conclusion. So…. if you’re an old lady trying to cross a road sometime in the next few lifetimes, you’re kind of on your own.
But hey, that’s not the fault of THIS premiere. This premiere is all about positivity and happiness. It’s about there being a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. Not sure if we should be teaching kids that kind of fantasy - why not stick to something more grounded like Star Wars?
Anyway - here’s how it went down.
So… that was that. And, if I could make it through the next 90 minutes without drinking myself into a stupor or punching a random person on pre-emptive suspicion of them being a complete prick, there was even a second premiere to look forward to…. or, you know…. attend.