May 28th, 2019.
Although the mathematics are a bit more dicey than “Just Add Them Up (How Hard Can It Be??)” the number of premieres I’ve attended has slowly and steadily been increasing to the point where the rather implausible number of ‘500’ has ultimately come into reach. And today I reached it. If you take away Baftas, GQs, Oliviers, Theatre Awards and Openings, Fashion Weeks, Book Launches, and even Apple Store Events, what’s left is PREMIERES. And today I reached FIVE HUNDRED!
‘Time to retire’, I hear you ask? Probably not. Here’s how it went down:
So…that was that 500 premieres, second row with wristband #14, Squarespace somehow disabling the ability to use italics and bold font in photo comments (even though the icons are selectable), and I’m up almost two hours past bedtime for a 5am alarm for work tomorrow.
Regrets? Only that I can’t think of anything more fun to do than this, and that’s (a) because it’s still fun, and (b) because I think I have a fairly limited imagination. And because that’s unlikely to change anytime soon…
UNTIL NEXT TIME!