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Abduction – Taylor Lautner! At a radio Station! (too sick to go to the premiere!)
Absolutely Fabulous (The) Movie - Lumley! Saunders! Moss! Minogue!
Accountant, The (2016) - Affleck! Kendrick!
African Cats – The Directors! Will & Kate!
Aftermath, The (2019) - Meh. Knightley’n’Skarsgad’Clarke. Meh.
Aladdin (2019) - Smith! Scott! Massoud! Kenzari! Ritchie!
Alice In Wonderland (2010) – Burton! Bonham-Carter! Hathaway! – not a lot of Depp!
Alice Through The Looking Glass - Depp! Wasikowska! Sacha Baron Cohen!
Alien Covenant (2017) - Fassbender! Waterstone! Crudup! McBride!
Alita : Battle Angel - Rodriguez! Cameron! Salazar! Connelly! Waltz!
Allied (2016) - Pitt! Cotillard! Zemeckis!
American Honey - Andrea Arnold! Sasha Lane!
American Mary – Soska! Soska! Isabelle!
An Inconvenient Sequel : Truth to Power - Al Gore!
American Pie 4 aka American Reunion – Biggs! Levi! Suvari!
Anchorman2 – Ferrell! Carell! Rudd! Apatow! Applegate!
Anonymous – Emmerich! Ifans! Thewlis!
Another Mother's Son (2017) - Keating! Seagrove! And a #1 Wristband!
Antiviral (2012) - Sarah Gadon! Brandon Cronenberg!
AntMan - Paul Rudd! Michael Douglas! Michael Pena!
Aquaman (2018) - Momoa! Heard! Wilson! Lundgren! Wan!
Argo – Ben Affleck! Bryan Cranston! John Goodman!
Arrival (2016) - Adams! Renner!
Arthur Christmas – Nighy! Park! A billionaire’s daughter!
Assassination Nation (2018) - Nef! Randoms!
Australia – Kidman! Jackman! Luhrman!
Avatar – James Cameron! In Colour! In Widescreen!
Avengers – Downey Jnr! Johansson! Hiddleston! Hemsworth!
Avengers - Age of Ultron - Downey Jnr! Johansson! Hemsworth! Evans!
Avengers - Infinity War - Closed event. Went to Olivers instead. F.U. Marvel.
Avengers - Endgame - “Fan Screning” - F.U. Marvel.
Await Further Instructions (2018) - Weston! Gittins! Saddler! Naik! (….who?)

Baby Driver (2017) - Elgort! James! Wright! Spacey! Jones! Hamm!
Bad Education (2015) - Whitehall! Irvine! Randomness!
BAFTAs 2012 – featuring Pitt, Clooney and Streep!
BAFTAs 2013 – featuring Clooney! Lawrence! Affleck! Cooper!
BAFTAs 2014 – featuring Brangelina! DiCaprio! Mirren! McQueen! Cuaron!
BAFTAs 2015 - feat. Loki! Captain America! Superman! 2xHulks! Dr Strange!
BAFTAs 2016 - featuring DiCaprio! Inarritu! Winslet! Vikander!
BAFTAs 2017 - featuring Emma Stone! Casey Affleck! Viola Davis!
BAFTAs 2018 - I was 509th in a ‘random’ queue for only 500 wristbands. F**k you, Bafta.
BAFTAs 2019 - And this year I was 5 short of getting in. But this time I stayed. (Malek! Yeoh! Cuaron! Colman! Lee! Driver! Chalamet!)
Ballad of Buster Scruggs, The - Coen! Coen! (just!) Kazan! Melling!
Bat Out Of Hell - The Musical - Meatloaf! The Cast! Street Concert!
Batman v Superman: DoJ (2016) - Cavill! Affleck! Gadot! Snyder(s)! Adams! Eisenberg!
Battle of the Sexes (2017) - Stone! Riseborough! Shue! The Real Billie Jean King!
The Beatles : Eight Days A Week - Paul! Ringo! Yoko!
Beautiful Boy (2018) - Chalamet! Carell! Van Groeningen!
Beauty & The Beast (2017) - Watson! Evans! McKellen! Blurry! Through Glass!
Bees Make Honey (2017) - Eve! Eve! Corfield! Scolding! Jeremiah!
Begin Again – Knightley! Ruffalo! Corden
Belle – Mbatha-Raw! Gadon! Felton! Wilkinson!
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel – Dench! Patel! Wilkinson!
The (Second) Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - Dench! Smith! Charles and Camilla!
BFG, The - Spielberg!! Rylance! Hall! Spall! Wilton! ( ... Spielberg!!!)
BFI Luminous Gala 2015 - Hiddleston! Coleman! Joan Collins!
BFI Luminous Gala 2017 - Irons! Luhrman! Swinton!
Black 47 (2018) - Broadbent! Frecheville! Dunford! Lily James!
Black Mass (2015) - Depp vs Cumberbatch!
Black Panther - A European Premiere? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Black Site (2018) - Paton! Johnson! ... my personal brand of incompetence!
Bleed for this (2016) - Teller! Hinds! Eckhart! Younger!
Blinded by the Light (2019) - Chadha! Kalra! Ganatra!
Blood (2012) – Bettany! Tapper! No Vampires!
Blue Jasmine – Cate Blanchett! Sally Hawkins!
Blur – No Distance Left To Run – The Guys from Blur!
The Boat that Rocked – McCartney! Halliwell!.. even some of the Cast showed up!
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) - Malek! Boynton! Myers! … May! Taylor!
Breathe (2017) - Serkis! Foy! Garfield!
Bright Star – Jane Campion! Boris Johnson!
Brooklyn (2015) - Soairse Ronan! Also... I don't care much!
Bruno – …Bruno!
Building Jerusalem (documentary) - Wilkinson... Dawson... Johnson...
Bula Quo – Status Quo! Laura Aikman! Craig Fairbrass!
Burnt (2015) - Cooper! Miller! Bruhl! Sy!
Bypass (BFI LFF) - Spencer! Mackay! Hopkins! (who? who? and who?)
A Bunch of Amateurs- Royal Screening – HRH Queen Elizabeth II attended!!

Cain Hill (2017) - Alex Zane! Gene Fallaize! Tony Cook (I think!)
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 - I don't know who these people are!
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) - McCarthy! E.Grant!
Captain America : The Winter Soldier – Evans! Johanssson! SLJackson!
Captain America : Civil War - Evans! RDJ! Olsen! Russos! Stan! Bettany! Renner!
Captain Marvel - Larson! Chan! SLJackson! Law!
Captain Phillips – Tom Hanks! Paul Greengrass!
Carol (2015) - Blanchett! Mara! Haynes!
Cars2 – Caine! Isaacs! Lasseter!
Charlie St Cloud - Zac Efron! In Australia!
Children Act, The (2018) - Thompson! Whitehead! Eyre! McEwan!
Christopher Robin (2018) - McGregor! Atwell! Forster! Cummings!
Chloe (2009) – Moore! Seyfried! Reitman!
Cinderella (2015) - Lily James! Richard Madden!
Class of 92 – Beckham! Five other ManU players! Two-fifths of OneDirection!
Cloud Atlas – Wachowskis! Tykwer! Whishaw! Sturgess!
Colette (2018) - Tomlinson! Knightley! Gough! West!
Confessions of a Shopaholic – Fisher! Bruckheimer!
The Counselor – Ridley Scott! JBardem! MFassbender! PCruz!
Cowboys & Aliens – Han Solo! James Bond! The Girl From Tron2!
Creation – Bettany: Yes! Connelly: No! Cumberbatch: Yes!
Creed II - Michael B Jordan! Tessa Thompson! Dolph Lundgren!
Criminal (2016) - Costner! Molla!
Crossfire Hurricane – The Rolling Stones! Mick! Keith! Ronnie! Charlie!
Crown, the (2016) (Netflix Series) - Foy! Smith! Kirby! Daldy! Corgi!
Crown, the (2017) (Netflix Series2) - Foy! Smith! Kirby! Corgis!
Cult of Chucky, The (Frightfest "World" "Premiere") - Tilly! Hodder!

Dad's Army - Gambon! Zeta-Jones! Courtenay!
Daddy's Home - Wahlberg! Ferrell!
Daddy's Home2 - Wahlberg! Ferrell! Lithgow! Gibson!
Dallas Buyers Club – Matthew McConaughey! Jared Leto!
The Damned United – Broadbent! Sheen!
A Dangerous Method – Fassbender! Knightley! Mortenson!
The Danish Girl - Redmayne! Vikander! Shoenaerts! Hooper!
The Dark Knight – Bale! Caine! Eckhart! Gyllenhall! All kind of!
The Dark Knight Rises – Nolan! Bale! Hardy! Freeman! Hathaway! Cotillard! Gordon-Levitt!
Dark Shadows – Depp! Burton! Bonham Carter! Pfeiffer! etc!
Darkest Hour (2017) - Oldman! Scott-Thomas! Lily James! Wright!
Dead Man Running – 50 Cent! Rio Ferdinand!
The Debt – Mirren! Wilkinson! Firth
Deepwater Horizon (2016) - Wahlberg! Peter Berg! Michael Bay!!
The Deep Blue Sea – Hiddleston! No Sharks!
Defiance – Craig! Liev! .. the other guy!
Demons Never Die – Who? What? Who?
The Descendants – Clooney! yes, Again! Also Woodley!
Destination : Dewsbury (2019) - Cast! Crew!
Detroit (2017) - Bigelow! Boyega! Poulter! Reynor!
The Devil’s Double – Cooper! Sagnier! No Carpet?
Diana – Watts! Hirschbiegel!
The Dictator – General Admiral Aladeen of Wadiya!
Did you hear about the Morgans – Jessica Parker! Grant! Hurley!?
Die Hard (5) A Good Day to Die Hard – Willis! Courtney! Koch!
The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby : Them (2014) - McAvoy! Duff! Benson!
Divergent – Woodley! James! Winslet! Roth!
Django Unchained – QTarantino! SLJackson! JFoxx! CWaltz!
Doctor Strange (2016) - Cumberbatch! Swinton! Mikkelsen! Through Glass! Sorry!
Doctor Who s8 Launch - Capaldi! Coleman! Photographed from a Stairwell!
Downsizing (2017) - Waltz! Payne! The Swingles (?) !
Drinking Buddies – Kendrick! Swanberg!
Dumbo (2019) - Green! Farrell! Burton! Devito!
Dunkirk (2017) - Nolan! Styles! Hardy! Rylance! Murphy!
Duplicity – Julia Roberts! Clive Owen!
Dying Laughing (2017) - Toogood! Whitehouse! Thomson! .. and later Beavan!

Edge of Tomorrow – Cruise! Blunt! Liman!
Eddie the Eagle - Jackman! Egerton! Barlow!
Edge (,The) (cricket documentary) - Just the director!
An Education – Thompson! Mulligan!
Effie Gray - Fanning! Cardinale! Sienna Miller!
Elle (2016) - Verhoeven! Huppert!
Entourage (2015) - Ari! Vinnie! E! Drama! Turtle!
The Expendables 2 – Sly! Arnie! JCVD! Statham!
The Expendables 3 - Sly! Statham! Banderas! Snipes!
Exodus : Gods and Kings (2014) - Sir Ridley! Bale! Valverde! Edgerton!
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile - Efron! Collins!
Eye in the Sky - Mirren! Firth! Glen!

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rowling! Redmayne! Waterston! Yates!
Fantastic Beasts the Crimes of Grindelwald - Rowling! Redmayne! Depp! Law!
The Fantastic Mr Fox – Clooney! Murray! Anderson! … Cindy Crawford??
Far From The Madding Crowd - Mulligan! Shoenaerts! Vinterberg!
Fast and Furious (the 4th one) - Walker! Brewster! Rodriguez! Vin Diesel!
Fast & Furious 8 (the 8th one) - Diesel! Theron! in Berlin!
Fast & Furious : Hobbs & Shaw - Statham! Elba! Kirby! Mirren!
Festival, The - Ben Wheatley! Colin Trevorrow! Had nothing to do with the movie!
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) - Dornan! Johnson! Taylor-Johnson! EL James!
Fifty Shades Darker (2017) - Dornan! Johnson! EL James!
Film Stars Don't Die In Liverpool - Bell! Benning! Costello! Kate Mara bonus!
Filth – McAvoy! Welsh! Poots! Froggatt!
Final Fantasy XV - Kingsglaive - something! (but not much more than nothing!)
Final Score (2018) - I have no idea what you're talking about
Finding Dory (2016) - DeGeneres! De Rossi! Stanton! West!
Flight – RZemeckis! DWashington! KReilly!
Florence Foster Jenkins - Streep! Grant! Ferguson! Frears!
Florida Project, The (2017) - Baker! Prince! Cotto! Vinaite!
Focus (2015) - Will Smith! Margot Robbie!
Foxcatcher (2014) - Carrell! Miller! Redgrave!
Frankenweenie – Burton! Bonham Carter! Landau! Short!
Free Fire (2016) - Hammer! Murphy! Copley! Riley! Smiley! Ceesay! Wheatley!
Front Runner, The - Jason Reitman! Jason Reitman’s Hair! Alfonso Cuaron bonus!
Fury - Brad Pitt! Shia! Lerman! Bernthal! Ayer!

Gambit (2012) – Firth! Diaz! Rickman!
Game of Thrones s5 World Premiere - Awesome location, subpar views.
Ginger and Rosa! - Elle Fanning!
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – DCraig! RMara!
Glorious 39 – Dr Who! Girl with Spiky Hair! Davey Jones!
Gloves Off (2017) - Premiere in 2018! AFord! SNesbit! AMoore!
Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) - Gleeson! Robbie! Curtis!
The Golem (2018) - Paz! and Paz!
Good Omens (2019) - Tennant! Sheen! Gaiman! Arjona! Richardson! Cox!
GQ Awards 2011 – Charlize! Kylie!
GQ Awards 2012 – Kylie! Bellucci!
GQ Awards 2013 – Brand! Eve! Douglas!
GQ Awards 2014 - Cumberbatch! KKardashian? LLohan?
GQ Awards 2015 - Sam Smith! Emilia Clarke! SL Jackson!
GQ Awards 2017 - Hamill! Dormer! Different Venue!
GQ Awards 2018 - McGowan! Hiddleston! Hemsworth! Zendaya! Goldblum!
Gravity – Cuaron! Bullock!
Great Expectations (2012) – BonhamCarter! Fieness! Coltrane! Irvine!
Green Inferno, The - Eli Roth! Lorenza Izzo!
Grimsby (2016) - Grimsby! Isla Fisher! Mark Strong!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Pratt! Gunn! Saldana! Gillan! Vin Diesel in Moonboots!
Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, The (2018) - Lily James! JB Findlay!
Gunman, The (2015) - Elba! Winstone! Penn and Charlize..

Haider - Shahid Kapoor! Vishal Bhardwaj! My Ignorance of Foreign Cinema!
Half of a Yellow Sun (BFI LFF) - Ejiofor! Ceesay! Bandele! Lost for 4 years!
Hampstead - Gleeson! Davis! Watkins!
Hancock – Charlize Theron. Will Smith. Enough Said
The Hangover – Heather Graham! And some guys!
The Hangover III - Cooper! Graham! Helms! Jeong! Bartha! Galifianakis!
Happy Feet 2 – Robin Wiliams! Elijah Wood! George Miller!
Harry Brown : Michael Caine!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – Rowling! Radcliffe! Watson! Grint!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 – Rowling! Radcliffe! Watson! Pretty much everyone!!
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (theatre) - JK Rowling! John Tiffany!
The Hateful Eight - Tarantino! Kurt Russell! Tim Roth! Ennio Moriccone!!
The Heat – Bullock! Feig! Dormer!
Hector and the Search for Happiness (Apple Event) - Simon Pegg! Peter Chelsom!
High-Rise - Tom Hiddleston! Sienna Miller! Sienna Guillory! Elisabeth Moss!
Hitchcock (2012) – Hopkins! Mirren!
The Hobbit : Batle of the Five Armies - Jackson! McKellen! Freeman! Armitage! Cumberbatch!
Hologram for the King - Hanks! Tykwer! Choudhury!
Horns (2014) - Daniel Radcliffe! Juno Temple!
Horrible Bosses – Aniston! Bateman! Men with Beards!
Horrible Bosses 2 - Aniston! Bateman! Day! Sudeikis! .. and Wilde!
Horrible Histories : Rotten Romans - Davis! Whitehouse! The Other Will Smith!
Horrid Henry – three-fifths of Girls Aloud!
How to be Single - Johnson! Brie! Wilson! Mann!
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People – Pegg! Anderson….Serkiss?!
Hugo in 3D – Scorcese! Moretz! Charles! Camilla!
Hummingbird – Jason Statham! Rosie H-W! Others
The Hunger Games – Lawrence! Hemsworth x2!
The Hunger Games Catching Fire – Lawrence! Hemsworth! Hutcherson! Banks!
The Hunger Games Mockingjay part1 - Lawrence! Banks! Hemsworth! Humanity!
The Hunger Games Mockingjay part2 / Tributen von Panem - Mockingjay teil 2 - BERLIN - Lawrence! Hutcherson! Hemsworth!
Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) - Neill! Dennison! Neeson!
Hurricane - Martini (not that kind)! Blair (not that one)! Gibson (no, not that one!)
Hyde Park on Hudson (2012) - Bill Murray!

I am Bolt - Usain Bolt!
I Give It A Year – Byrne! Baker! Driver!
I, Daniel Blake (2016) - Ken Loach! Dave Johns! Hayley Squires!
I, Tonya (2018) - Robbie! Janney! Gillespie!
The Ides of March – Clooney! Seymour Hoffman!
ill Manors – Plan B! And Guests!
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – Gilliam! Cole! Garfield! Troyer!
Imitation Game - Cumberbatch! Knightley! Dance! Strong!
The Impossible (2012) - Naomi Watts! Ewan McGregor!
In The Heart of the Sea - Hemsworth! Murphy! Howard! Holland!
In Time – Timberlake! Seyfried! CMurphy!
Inbetweeners 2 - The Cast of The Inbetweeners!
Inconvenient Sequel : Truth to Power (2017) - Al Gore!
Incredibles 2 - SLJackson! HHunter!
Independence Day Resurgence - Train Unveiling! Golblum! Emmerich! Hemsworth!
Inglourious Basterds – Tarantino! Waltz! Kruger! (Campbell? Rourke?)
Inside Out (2015) - Amy Poehler! John Ratzenberger!
Insurgent (Apple Store) - Theo! Shailene!
Insurgent (World Premiere) - Theo! Shailene! Roth!
Intent2 : The Come Up, the - Guests! Attendees! In monochrome!
Interlude in Prague - Charlotte Peters! Samantha Barks! People!
Intern, The (2015) - De Niro! Hathaway!
Interstellar - Nolan! McConaughey! Chastain! Hathaway! Caine!
Invictus- Clint Eastwood! Morgan Freeman! Maaaaatt Daaaaamon!
The Invisible Woman – Fiennes! Rickman! Scott Thomas!
Iron Man 3 – DowneyJnr! Cheadle! Kingsley! Hall!
It's Only The End Of The World (2016) - Cotillard! Seydoux! Dolan!

Jack Reacher : Never Go Back - Tom Cruise! Cobie Smulders! Lee Child!!
Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit – Pine! Knightley! Branagh!
James Bond : Quantum of Solace - Craig! Dench! Kurylenko! Often Blurry!
James Bond : Skyfall - Craig! Dench! Fiennes! Marlohe! Harris! Lee! Mendes! Newman!
James Bond : Spectre - Craig! Waltz! Mendes! Bellucci! Seydoux!
Jawbone (2017) - Winstone! Smiley!
Jason Bourne (2016) - Damon! Vikander! Stiles! Greengrass!
John Carter (of Mars) – Kitsch! Dafoe!
Johnny English Reborn – Atkinson! Anderson!
Johnny English Strikes Again - Meh.
The Jonas Brothers 3D Experience – Jonas! Jonas! ..and Jonas!
Journey's End (2017) - Sam Claflin! Toby Jones!
Jungle Book, the (2016) - Favreau! Kingsley! Sethi!

The Keith Lemon Movie – in black and white!
Kid Who Would Be King, The (2019) - Stewart! Ferguson! Serkis!
Kill Your Friends (2015) - Hoult! Skrein! Roberts!
Killing of a Sacred Deer, The (2017) - Kidman! Farell! Cassidy!
King Arthur : Legend of the Sword (2017) - Hunnam! Gillen! Ritchie! Beckham!
King of Thieves (2018) - Caine! Gambon! Winstone! Courtenay!
Kingsglaive : Final Fantasy XV - one director and two cosplayers! (that is all)
Kingsman : The Secret Service (2015) - Firth! Vaughn! Egerton!
Kingsman : The Golden Circle (2017) - Bridges! Berry! John! Egerton! Vaughn! etc!
Kong : Skull Island - Hiddleston! Larson! Riley! The Director's Beard! The Director!
Kundo : Age of the Rampant - I'm a culturally oblivious fool!
Kung Fu Jungle - Donnie Yen! Bing Bai! Teddy Chan!
Kung Fu Panda 2 – Jack Black!
Kung Fu Panda 3 - Jack Black! Kate Hudson! The Vamps!

La La Land (not a real premiere) - Chazelle! Mizuno! Hamilton!
Larry Crowne – The Hanks! The Hoff! The Rolling Stone!
Last Flag Flying (2017) - Cranston! Linklater!
The Last Stand – Arnie! Jaimie! Johnny!
The Last Station – Mirren! McAvoy! Duff!
The Last Witch Hunter - Vin Diesel! Michael Caine! Rose Leslie! Gal Gadot?!
Learning to Drive - Patricia Clarkson! (Sir!) Ben Kingsley!
Legend - Tom Hardy! Tom Hardy! Emily Browning! David Thewlis!
Legend of Tarzan, The (2016) - Skarsgard! Robbie! Hounsou! Hozier!
Les Miserables – Jackman! Crowe! Hathaway! The Girl On Th Poster! And More!
Life Itself (2018) - Olivia Cook! Dan Fogelman!
Life of Pi – Ang Lee! Sharma! Spall! Hiddleston!
Light Between Oceans, The (2016) - Fassbender! Vikander! Cianfrance!
Lion (2016) - Kidman! Patel!
Lion King, The (2019) - Favreau! Zimmer! Rogen! Kasumba! Eichner! Harry! Megan!
A Little Chaos (2014) - Alan Rickman! (and James McAvoy for another film)
A Little Chaos (2015) - Alan Rickman! Kate Winslet! Helen McCrory!
Locke – Tom Hardy! Andrew Scott!
Lobster, the (2015) - Weisz! Farrell! Colman! Whishaw!
Logan Lucky - Driver! Tatum! Soderbergh!
London Fashion Week 2010.1 - fashion?
London Fashion Week 2012.1 - fashion!
London Fashion Week 2013.1 - fashion!!
London Fashion Week 2013.2 - fashion!!!
London Fashion Week 2014.1 - fashion!!!!
London Fashion Week 2015.1 - fashion!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2016.1 - fashion!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2016.2 - fashion!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2017.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2017.2 (also Berlin and Riga) - fashion!
London Fashion Week 2018.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2018.2 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!
London Fashion Week 2019.1 - fashion!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Lonely Place to Die – Melissa George! (That is all!)
Long Shot (2019) - Charlize Theron! Rogen! Levine!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2015 - Lady in a Painting! Floating Pig! General Weirdness!
Lord Mayor’s Show, 2018 - Giant Robot! Walking Xylophonist! Floating Pig Returns!
The Lone Ranger – Depp! Verbinski! Bruckheimer! Hammer!
Lost City of Z, The (2017) - Hunnam! Holland! Pattinson! Miller!
Love, Rosie - Claflin! Collins! Waterhouse! Egerton!
Love, Simon - A Ferris Wheel! (yeah... seriously. that's all)
Love & Friendship - Beckinsale! Stillman! Greenwell!
Love is Strange (2014) - Molina! Sachs!
The Lovely Bones – Peter Jackson! Saoirse Ronan! Charles and Camilla!

Madagascar2 – Rock! Stiller! Pinkett-Smith!
Magic Mike - Not quite a premiere! Tatum! McConaughey!
Magic Mike XXL - Tatum! Heard! Pinkett-Smith!
Malice in Wonderland – Danny Dyer flicks a cigarette!
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again - Cher! Streep! Garcia! Hanks! Firth! Irvine! James!
Man of Steel – Cavill! Snyder! Nolan! Zimmer! Shannon! Adams!
Man Inside, The - Maza! Ryan!
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot - (!) - Turner! Fitzgerald! Krzykowski! Kraemer!
Mandela – The Long Walk to Freedom – Elba! Harris! Kate and William!
Manchester by the Sea - Michelle Williams! Casey Affleck!
Maniac (Netflix series) - Emma Stone Mostly! and a bit of Justin Theroux!
Margin Call - not really a premiere but a dark alley! with Jeremy Irons!
Marley and Me – Aniston! Wilson!
The Martian (2015) - Damon! Chastain! Wiig! Daniels! Mara! Ridley Scott!
Maze Runner Apple Store Event - Poulter! Scodelario! OBrien! Brodie-Sangster!
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - Cooke! Cyler! Mann! Gomez-Rejon!
Me & Orson Welles – Zac! Efron! Eee! And Claire Danes!
Me Before You - Khaleesi! Clara! Emilia Clarke! Jenna Coleman!
Melancholia – Dunst! Hurt!
Men in Black 3 – Smith! Brolin! Thompson! Scherzinger!
The Men Who Stare At Goats – Clooney! Again!
Men, Women and Children - Elgort! Dever! Reitman!
Mercy, The - Firth! Weisz! Thewlis!
Meyerowitz Stories, The - Hoffman! Sandler! Thompson! Baumbach!
Mindhunter (2017) - Fincher! FINCHER! (also Groff! McCallan!)
Minions (2015)- Sandra Bullock!
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol – Cruise! Pegg! Patton!
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation - Cruise! Pegg! Ferguson! McQuarrie!
Mission Impossible Fallout - Cruise! Pegg! Ferguson! McQuarrie! Cavill!
Molly's Game (2017) - Sorkin! Chastain! Elba! Pemberton! ... Molly!
A Monster Calls (2016) - Weaver! MacDougall! Bayona!
Monsters vs Aliens – Witherspoon! Sutherland!
Mother! (2017) - Lawrence! Gleeson! Aronofsky!
The Monuments Men – Clooney! Damon! Murray! Goodman! Dujardin!
Mortal Engines (2018) - Weaving!! Jackson! Sheehan! Hilmer!
Mortdecai - Johnny Depp! David Koepp! Amberd Heard!
Mr Holmes - Magneto! Professor X! (also Gandalf! Picard!)
Much Ado About Nothing – Whedon! Hiddleston! Denisof!
Mudbound (2017) - Mulligan! Hedlund! Clarke! Dee Rees!
Muppets Most Wanted – Miss Piggy! Kermit! Gervais! Burrell! Tucci!
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) - Branagh! Ridley! Dench! Depp! Pfeiffer! Gad! Colman! Dafoe! Cruz! Doyle!
My Cousin Rachel (2017) - Weisz! Claflin! Grainger! Glen!
My Week With Marilyn – Hermione! Dobby! Lily Potter! Gilderoy Lockhart! Madam Hooch!

Nativity!2 – David Tennant! and a Dude With Antlers!
Neon Demon, The (2016) - Fanning! Winding Refn!
Nice Guys, The - Gosling! Crowe! Rice! Black!
A Night at the Museum2 – Stiller! Gervais! Azaria!
Night at the Museum3: The Secret of the Tomb - Stiller! Wilson x2! Gervais! Levy! Eve!
Nine – Kidman! Cruz! Hudson! Dench! Daniel Day Lewis!
Noah – Crowe! Aronofsky! Connelly! Watson! Lerman!
Nocturnal Animals (2016) - Ford! Adams! Hammer! Taylor-Johnson!
Now : In the Wings of a World Stage – Kevin Spacey! Others
Now is Good – Dakota! Fanning! Irvine!
Nowhere Boy – Scott-Thomas! Taylor-Wood!

Oblivion (2013) – Cruise! Kurylenko! Kosinski!
Ode to my Father (2015) - Youn! Hwang! (I think I spelled those right!)
Olympus Has Fallen - Butler! Eckhart!
On Chesil Beach (2017) - Ronan! Howle!
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) - Pitt! DiCaprio! Robbie! Tarantino!
Once Upon A Time In London (2019) - Ummm…..?!
One Day – Hathaway! Sturgess!
Only Lovers Left Alive – Tom Hiddleston! Yasmine Hamdan!
Our Kind of Traitor - Damian Lewis! Naomie Harris!
Outlaw King - Pine! Taylor-Johnson! Mackenzie!
Outside Bet – Atack! Drive! Maza!
Oz the Great and Powerful – Franco! Kunis! Weisz! Braff! Raimi! Williams!

Pacific Rim – Del Toro! Elba! Hunnam! Kazinsky!
Pacific Rim Uprising - Scott Eastwood! John Boyega!
Pan (2015) - Jackman! Mara! Delevingne! Hedlund!
Paddington (2014) - Kidman! Whishaw! Broadbent!
Paddington2 (2017) - Hugh Grant! Ben Whishaw! Jim Broadbent! Julie Walters!
Pain and Glory (2019) - Cruz! Banderas! Almodovar!
Patti Cake$ - Jasper! Everett! A Seagull! The Disco Bunny!
The Pass (2016) (BFI Flare) - Tovey! Kene! McGrillis
Perfect Sense – Ewan McGregor! Eva Green!
Peter Rabbit (2018) - Ridley! Gleeson! Corden! Debicki!
Pride (2014) - Andrew Scott! Faye Marsay!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - James! Smith! Heathcote!
The Program (2015) - Foster! O'Dowd! Frears!
Prometheus – Ridley! Charlize! Fassbender!
Public Enemies – Depp! Cotillard! Mann!
Puss In Boots – Banderas! Hayek!

Quantum of Solace – Everyone! Sort of! But often blurry!
Quartet (2012)– Hoffman! Connolly! Maggie Smith!
Queen’s Corgi, The (2019) - Corgis!!
Quiet Ones – Jared Harris! Sam Claflin! Olivia Cooke!
Quiet Place, A - Blunt! Krasinski! Jupe!

The Railway Man – Firth! Irvine! Teplitzky!
Ralph Breaks The Internet - Sarah Silverman! John C Reilly! Gal Gadot!!
Rampage - Dwayne Johnson! Akerman! Dean Morgan! Loss of faith in Humanity!
Ready Player One - Spielberg! Sheridan! Cooke! Stars! Directors!
Real Steel –  Hugh Jackman! A Robot! The little kid!
Redemption (aka 'Humminbird') - Statham! Huntington-Whitely!
Revolutionary Road – Kate! Leo!
Righteous Kill – De Niro! Pacino! 50Cent! Pretty Awesome!
Rise of the Guardians – Chris Pine! Isla Fisher!
Riviera, Season2 - Go Fuck yourself, Duke of York Square
The Road – Firth! Mortensen!
Robocop (2014) – Oldman! Cornish! Kinnaman!
Rocketman (2019) - Elton! Taron! Dexter! Bryce! Richard!
RockNRolla – Ritchie! Butler! Newton! Madonna shows up!
Rogue One (2016) - f**k you, Disney; f**k you Pentax.
Roma (2018) - Cuaron! De Tavira! Aparicio! (Rapace!)
Romanoffs, The (2018) - Weiner! Skinner! Lusi! Keller! Anderson! Melab! (Hamm!! Shalhoub!!)
Ronaldo (2015) - Cristiano Ronaldo! Sir Alex Ferguson!
Room, The (15th Anniversary) - Tommy Wiseau!! Greg Sestero!! Spoons!!
Rosewater - Jon Stewart! Kim Bodnia! Leonidas!
Run for your Wife – Dyer! Harding! Van Outen!
RUSH world premiere- Hemsworth! Howard! Wilde! Lauda!
Rust and Bone – Cotillard! Schoenaerts!

‘S’ Book Signing – JJ Abrams! Bad Robot!
Safe – Jason! Statham!
Samurai Rauni - Mika Rättö! Harri Sippola! In Latvia!!
San Andreas (2015) - The Rock! Kylie Minogue! Gugino! Doddario!
Saving Mr Banks – Tom Hanks! Colin Farrell! Emma Thompson!
Die Schlümpfe: Das verlorene Dorf - (Smurfs : The Lost Village) - Tschirner! German Cast!
A Serious Man – Coen! Hurt! Coen! Rush!
The Sessions - Helen Hunt! John Hawkes!
Seven Pounds – Will Smith!!
Shame – Gala Screening – McQueen! Strong!
Shazam! - Levi! Strong! Sandberg! A funfair!
Sherlock (TV Series) The Abominable Bride filming - Cumberbatch! Freeman!
Sherlock Gnomes (eye-roll) - Elton John! James McAvoy!
Sherlock Holmes – J.Law! R.DowneyJnr! G.Ritchie! R.McAdams!
Shrek : The Musical - Sam Mendes, weirdly!
The Shouting Men – Not a lot, but it was still a premiere!
Sicario (2015) - Emily Blunt! Benicio del Toro!
A Single Man – Firth! Hurley! Romanian Vampire Dude! Tom Ford!
A Simple Favour - Lively! Kendrick! Feig!
Skyfall (James Bond) – Craig! Bardem! Dench! Mendes! Marlohe! Everyone!
Smurfs : The Lost Village (German Cast premiere) - Tschirner! Berben! Heinicke!
Snow White and the Huntsman –Theron! Kristen Stewart! Hemsworth!
Snowden (2016) - Oliver Stone! Joely Richardson! Olga Kurylenko!
Spectre (James Bond) - Craig! Waltz! Mendes! Bellucci! Seydoux!
Spider-Man (The Amazing Spider-Man) – Garfield! Stone! Ifans
Spider-Man2 (The Amazing Spider-Man 2) – Garfield! Stone! Foxx! DeHaan! Webb!
Spitfire (Documentary) (2018)  - Charles Dance, a Spitfire, and Actual RAF Veterans
Spotlight (2016) - Keaton! Ruffalo! Tucci! Organisational Incompetence!
Spy (2015) - McCarthy! Statham! Law!
St Trinians2 – Sarah Harding! Her Dress! A nearly all-female cast!
Stan & Ollie - Coogan! Reilly! Arianda! Henderson!
Star Is Born, A (2018) - Lady Gaga! Bradley Cooper! Shangela (?) !
Star Trek (2009) – JJ Abrams! Eric Bana! Sylar!
Star Trek Into Darkness – Abrams! Pine! Cumberbatch! Quinto! Saldana! Eve! Urban! Pegg!
Star Trek Beyond (2016) - Pine! Quinto! Urban! Cho! Pegg! Elba!
Star Wars episode III : Revenge of the Sith - Nobody! Because it was in Sydney!
Star Wars episode VIII : The Last Jedi - Hamill! Ridley! Boyega! Gleeson! Johnson! Oz!
Starfish (2016) - Froggat! Riley! Clark!
State of Play – Mirren! Crowe!
Steve Jobs - Fassbender! Winslet! Boyle! Sorkin!
Stoker (2013) – Kidman! Wasikowska! Goode!
Suicide Squad - Smith! Robbie! Delevingne! Leto! Ayer! Hernandez! (Courtney!)
Surviving Christmas With The Relatives (2018) - Small (setup)! Joely Richardson!
Suspiria(2018)- Johnson, Swinton, Goth, Guadagnino, Soul Destroying Music, Anger
The Sweeney (2012) – Winstone! Atwell! Drew!
Swimming with Men (2018) - Riley! Parker(s)! Hardy!

Tale of Tales (2016) - Salma Hayek! Toby Jones!
Testament of Youth - Harington! West! Morgan!
The Theory of Everything (2014) - Eddie Redmayne! Felicity Jones! Stephen Hawking!!
Theatre : Shrek The Musical (2011) - Green Carpet!
Theatre : Sunset Blvd (2016) - Grey Pavement and failure!
Their Finest (2016) - Arterton! Nighy! Claflin! Hyam!
Their Finest (2017?) 'special presentation' - Arterton! Nighy! Warren Beatty afterwards!
This Means War – Witherspoon! Pine! Hardy!
Thor – Hemsworth! Brannagh! Hiddleston! In Sydney!
Thor – The Dark World – Hemsworth! Hiddleston! Portman! Whedon! Dennings!
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Dinklage! McDormand! Rockwell! Harrelson!
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – Oldman! Firth! Hardy! Hurt!
Tintin and the Secret of the Unicorn – DCraig! SPegg! NFrost! JBell!
TITANIC in 3D – Cameron! Winslet! More!
Tolkien (2019) - Collins! Hoult! Holm! The Cast!
Tomb Raider (2018) - Vikander! Scott Thomas! Roar Uthaug!
Tomorrow When The War Began - Australian People!!
Tomorrowland - Clooney! Laurie! Bird!
Tormented (2009) – People! Other People!
Total Recall (2012) – Farrell! Beckinsale! Biel!
Toy Story 4 (apparently) - Hanks. Whatever.
Trooping the Colour 2016 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2017 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2018 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Trooping the Colour 2019 - The Queen! And Royalty!
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen – Fox! LaBeouf! Turturro! Gibson!
Transformers The Last Knight - Bay! Wahlberg! Haddock! Duhamel!
Tropic Thunder – Stiller! Downey Jnr! Black!
Trumbo (2015) - Cranston! Mirren! Goodman!
Truth (2015) - Cate Blanchett! Topher Grace!
Twelve Years A Slave – McQueen! Ejiofor! Nyong'o
Twilight Breaking Dawn part1 – RPatz! TLautz! KStewz!
Twilight Breaking Dawn part2 – KStewz! RPatz! TLautz!
Two Days, One Night - Marion Cotillard!

The Ugly Truth – Heigl! Butler!
Unbroken (2014) - Angelina Jolie! Miyavi!
Unknown Dinosaur Movie (2018)
A United Kindgom (2016)- Oyelowo! Pike! Felton! Asante!
Up – Literally no (0) cast or crew showed!

Valentines Day – Alba! Kutcher! Topher!
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - Cara! Dane! Luc! Rihanna
Valkyrie – TomKat! Branagh! Nighy! Izzard! Wilkinson! van Outen!
Viceroy's House (2017) - Anderson! Bonneville! Chadra!

W.E. – Madonna! Dormer! D'Arcy! Riseborough!
Wall-E – Weaver! Burtt! The Robot!
Walking on Sunshine - people!
War Horse – Spielberg! Royalty! Hiddleston! Cumberbatch! Irvine! An Actual Horse!
War on Everyone (2016) - Skarsgard! Pena! Irritating Lawlessness!
Watchmen (2009)– Snyder! Haley! Akerman! Morgan! Wilson! Gugino!
Watchmen (2009) - Red Carpet Monochrome 10th Anniversary Re-edit!
Water for Elephants – Rpatz! Rwiths!
We’re the Millers – Aniston! Sudeikis! Poulter! Alcohol!!!
We are the people we’ve been waiting for -The Fonz Dissed Me!!
Welcome to Curiosity - I don't know who ANY of these people are!!
What If - Radcliffe! Rooper!
What to Expect When You're Expecting – Cameron Diaz! Cheryl Cole!
What we did on our Holiday - Tennant! Pike! Connolly! The Kids!
Where the Wild Things Are – Jonze! and the Kid!
Whiplash (2014) - J.K.Simmons! Miles Teller!
White Chamber (2018) - Macdonald! Maughan! Nergaard! Unidentified Guy!
White Crow, The (2018) (BFI LFF) - Fiennes! Olenko!
White Crow, The (2018) (2nd premiere!) - Fiennes! Olenko! Tucci! Neeson! Ifans!
Wicked (Theatre) 10th Anniversary Gala - Cast! Crew! Former Cast! Guests!
Widows (2018) - McQueen! Kaluuya! Rodriguez! Zimmer! Davis!
The Wife (2017) - Close! Pryce! Regan! 
Wild Bill – Fletcher! A 160yr old Countess!
Wild Rose (2018) - Buckley! Harper! Taylor!
Wildlife (2018) - (sort of) Dano! (side-on) Kazan!
Wikileaks Files book launch - Assange (via internet)! Pilger!
Williams (2017 Documentary) - Sir William! William, OBE! 2x Williams cars!
Winter’s Tale premiere – Farrell! Brown-Findlay! Goldsman! JJ Abrams?
The Woman In Black – Radcliffe! Hinds! White!
The Wolverine – Jackman! Mangold! Janssen! Others!
The Worlds End – Pegg! Frost! Pike! Wright!
World War Z – Brad Pitt! Semi-failure!
Wrath of the Titans – Neeson! Worthington!
Wrinkle in Time, A - Oprah! Storm! DuVernay! Witherspoon!

The X-Files : I Want to Believe – Anderson! Duchovny! Carter!
X-Men : Apocalypse - Lawrence! Turner! McAvoy! Isaac!

Yes Man – Carrey! Deschanel!
The Young Victoria – Royalty and Cast attended
You Were Never Really Here - Phoenix! Ramsay!
Youth (2015) - Keitel! Caine! Weisz!

Zoolander2 - Zoolander! Mugatu! Valentino! and Hansel! (… so hot right now)

12 Years A Slave - McQueen! Ejiofor! Nyong'o
17 Again – Zac Efron! (Eeeee!!)
100 Streets (2016) - Elba! Arterton! Others!



Awards – ARIA Music 2010 – Sia! Washington! Powderfinger!
Awards – Baftas 2010 – featuring R-Patz and K-Stewz!
Awards – Baftas 2012 – featuring Pitt, Clooney and Streep!
Awards – Baftas 2013 – featuring Clooney! Lawrence! Affleck! Cooper!
Awards – Baftas 2014 – featuring Brangelina! DiCaprio! Mirren! McQueen! Cuaron!
Awards - Baftas 2015 - feat. Loki! Captain America! Superman! 2xHulks! Dr Strange!
Awards - Baftas 2016 - featuring DiCaprio! Inarritu! Winslet! Vikander!
Awards - Baftas 2017 - featuring Emma Stone! Casey Affleck! Viola Davis!
Awards - Baftas 2019 - featuring Yeoh! Colman! Malek! Cuaron! Cooper! Lee! Driver!
Awards - BFI 2017 - Greengrass! McCrory! Riseborough!
Awards - BIFAs 2011 - featuring Fiennes and Redgrave and Cumberbatch!
Awards – BIFAs 2012 - featuring Fanning and Connolly!
Awards - BIFAs 2014 - featuring one Sherlock and two Moriarties!
Awards - BIFAs 2015 - independent film is Snobbish! Commercial! Elitist!
Awards - BIFAs 2018 - featuring Whittaker! Bamber! Stone!
Awards - British Fashion 2015 - Lagerfeld! Huntington-Whitely! Gaga! Hayek!
Awards - British Fashion 2016 - Gaga! Moss! Leto! Testino! Hadid!
Awards - British Fashion 2017 - P!nk! Zendaya! Versace! Anderson!
Awards - British Fashion 2018 - Famous People!
Awards - Elle Style Awards 2016 - Kloss! Huntington-Whitely! Olsen!
Awards - Elle Style Awards 2017 - Westwood! Ahmed! Doorway! Bus Stop!
Awards – Empire 2012 – DeVito! Lundgren! Oldman! Hiddleston!
Awards - Empire 2016 - Ridley! Daniels! Serkis! Serafinowicz!
Awards - Empire 2017 - Besson! Edwards! Asante! Hiddleston!
Awards - Empire 2018 - Johnson! Wright! Serkis! Snow!!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2015 - Kidman! McAvoy! McKellen! Dench!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2016 - McAvoy! Stewart! Malkovich! von Teese!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2017 - Blanchett! Knightley! Garfield!
Awards - Evening Standard Theatre 2018 - Foy! Coleman! Garfield! McKellen!
Awards - FIFA The Best 2018 - Southgate! Loew! Marta!
Awards – GQ 2011 – Charlize! Kylie!
Awards – GQ 2012 – Kylie! Bellucci!
Awards – GQ 2013 – Brand! Eve! Douglas!
Awards - GQ 2014 - Cumberbatch! KKardashian? LLohan?
Awards - GQ 2015 - Sam Smith! Emilia Clarke! SL Jackson!
Awards - GQ 2017 - Hamill! Dormer! Different Venue!
Awards - GQ 2018 - McGowan! Hiddleston! Hemsworth! Zendaya! Goldblum!
Awards – Oliviers 2014 – Hiddleston! Atwell! Dench! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2015 - Strong! Arterton! McAvoy! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2016 - Dench! Harington! Rylance! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2017 - Mackellen! Rice! Piper! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2018 - Cranston! Gooding Jnr! Mendes! Theatre! Culture!
Awards - Oliviers 2019 - Grammer! Watanabe! Pullman! Art Malik! Theatre! Culture!
Awards – Pride of Britain 2012 – Spice Girls! McKellen! Bon Jovi! Hawking!?
Awards - Pride of Britain 2017 - Theresa May! Prince William! Ozzy! ...!
Awards - Pride of Britain 2018 - Cliff! Frankie! Robbie!
Awards - TV Baftas 2015 - See how little TV I watch!
Awards - TV Baftas 2016 - Hiddleston! Kendrick! Elba! Timberlake!
Awards - TV Baftas 2017 - Cumberbatch! Lithgow! Foy! Kirby! Smith!
Awards - TV Baftas 2018 - Foy! Kirby! Freeman! Atwell! Bean!
Awards - TV Baftas 2019 - Schwimmer! Cumberbatch! Grammer! Comer!



Avengers Age of Ultron
Baftas 2010
Baftas 2012
Baftas 2013
Baftas 2014
Baftas 2015
Baftas 2016
Baftas 2017
Baftas 2019
BFI London Film Festival 2016
BFI London Film Festival 2017
BFI London Film Festival 2018
Captain America Civil War
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Fantastic Beasts the Crimes of Grindelwald
Fast & Furious (the 4th one) - 10th anniversary re-edit
GQ Awards 2018
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) - 5th anniversary re-edit
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 10th Anniversary
Inglourious Basterds (2009) - 10th Anniversary
Star Trek (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Star Wars : The Last Jedi
Suicide Squad
Tormented (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - 10 anniversary re-edit
Ugly Truth, The (20019) - 10th anniversary re-edit
Watchmen (2009) - 10th anniversary re-edit